AUDITOIRE: Watch Films You Do Not Know Online

Shaving the Tree, I mean, the Bush of Life at Christophe Honore's

Homme Au Bain (2010): No pun intended

If you are, by chance, trolling at some movie forums at the crack of dawn, or making some obscure watch-all-this-and-be-hysterical-in-floral-dress list at MUBI.com, stop for awhile. Just stop. Look at the sky. Back to your computer and back to the sky. And you'll figure out that these films I've written below with their corresponding links to their full and complete versions, are unknown to many. You think you're a self-proclaimed film buff and you know every inch of cinema from around the world, from every genre, every experimental bent, underground or otherwise. Think again big boy! You're not very far from the mainstream arthouse. Are you tired of canons like:

Wong Kar-Wai Choke-Me Express
Hanake Buffoonery,
Cooking-for-Doctor-Godard,
Andu-Wellesian Bitch,
Antonioni-pinini,
Nouvelle-Vague-Vague-Vague,
Apichatpong Wisiteraktakulsansantantieng,
Lars Von Nazi-Ass,
Kurosawa-nakakasawa
As-I-Saw-Tree-of-Life-Occasionally-I-Saw-Glimpses-of-Art-Porn

Well, if you think you're fed up with Cannes, Berlin, and Venice, this list might re-surged you back to life. Well, not life as in 'life' exactly, but the life on the other side of cinema, the cinema of the unknown. But please don't ever think of using these films to push your hipster-self to your peers by saying: "What!? You haven't watched Noite Vazia? Are you crazy? That's the most fucking awesome film I've ever seen!" And believe me, using these films as conversation openers with your cinephile friends wouldn't work either.

Enjoy big boy!

1 | A Sixth Part of the World | 1926 | dir. Dziga Vertov | 65 min | [watch now]